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TEN THINGS THAT PEOPLE SAY THAT MAKE YOU WANT TO SLAP THEM!

In funny on October 10, 2014 at 3:15 pm

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In all lives, a little rain must fall. My reply, for all stupidity a brick must be thrown!

  1. THIS TOO SHALL PASS: So do kidney stones and gas. It doesn’t mean I have to like it.
  2. EVERY CLOUD HAS A SILVER LINING: Nothing says hope like the color of my hair before I dye it.
  3. WHEN THE WORLD GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMONADE: You can make the lemonade, I’ll make a stiff drink, Vodka anyone?
  4. CURSE WORDS MAKE YOU SOUND  UNINTELLIGENT: Oh ya, well F.U.!
  5. PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE: Chastity is also a virtue, neither one do I enjoy or possess.
  6. CHILDREN ARE A GIFT: I would like to know from who, I owe them a punch in the face for yesterday.
  7. FORGIVE AND FORGET:  Remember you said that to me, when I push you down those steps.
  8. LEAVE THE PAST IN THE PAST: I would love too, but you just won’t take a hint.
  9. HAVE YOU FOUND JESUS?: OMG, I didn’t know he was lost. Quick call out the search party!
  10. EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON: Oh Yes enlighten me. I was just asking God the reason for your existence.

Happy Friday readers. Enjoy your weekend!

TS

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