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A LETTER TO CORPORATE AMERICA

In Uncategorized on November 18, 2014 at 5:44 pm

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Dear Corporate America.

I’m writing to ask if you would please stop the Christmas nonsense prior to Thanksgiving? Christmas items have been out since Halloween.Most Americans still enjoy having one holiday at a time. I understand you are enthusiastic to make money, being the “Job Creators”and all. I have nothing against making a buck. I too have become rather attached to my hard-earned money. The money that you are so eager to take

I really do appreciate your overrated black Friday sales.You know, the ones you try to convince us are necessary. Kudos to your marketing department for targeting my children, they’re doing a great job. It took several days to convince my kids that not getting the latest iPhone or game system wasn’t abuse.

The department of Children and Youth Services wasn’t amused at all when they called!

I would like to have Thanksgiving once again be about gratitude and family. I’m sure your underpaid employees would agree.They may have to go to a food bank to have dinner, but still would like to be home to eat it.

All of corporate America should understand the whole gratitude concept. After all, you have so much to be grateful for. You are rich enough to buy politicians.Those politicians make it possible for you to continue being morally reprehensible. It also affords you the luxury of a team of lawyers and accountants. They help you to successfully manipulate the system. You can afford to pay your marketing firms obscene amounts of money. They convince the rest of the American sheep that we must buy what you are selling.

I imagine this letter has given you a good laugh. I know you have no intention of being  human beings. Unless it comes to my birth control.Then you are happy to take that title.

Unfortunately, I will be giving you more money this year. I have kids and they still believe Santa brings the gifts.Sadly, they don’t know that Santa is really an old White guy in an 8000 dollar suit, who will be laughing at us all from some tropical island this Christmas.

What I won’t do this year, is come in on Black Friday, which is now Black Thursday, almost Black Wednesday. Yes, I may lose the sale but I will keep my humanity and my holidays intact. I will wait and do my Christmas shopping on Saturday. I may even wait till Monday.

While my family and I eat on Thanksgivings I will be grateful I don’t work for you!

 Oh before I forget Santa had a message for you:

“ The case of champagne you received last year that was laced with laxatives was from me, stop messing with Christmas you Assholes”!!!!!!

Happy Hallothanksmass!!!!!!!!!santa

American Mom

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